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LOL It's really a bummer to start a new forum and not have any content to put on it!
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A traveling salesman was driving down a country road when, suddenly, a 3-legged chicken ran across the road . . .
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He hit the brakes, and watched it run across a field towards a farm. The salesman continued down the road and turned onto the road to the farm. . .
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When, much to his alarm, the farmer's daughter came running out of the farmhouse swinging a glistening ax above her head in one hand, and a...
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Close. When he got the the farm, he saw the chickens run into the barn. The farmer was outside and the salesman excitedly asked him, "Did you see those 3-legged chickens run into your barn?" . . .
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LOL I didn't realize you were being a tease! I thought this was going to be a story creation by committee!
Mel speaketh, and now we wait...some more. After things get settled, think anything will change?
Mel speaketh, and now we wait...some more. After things get settled, think anything will change?
Steve- Posts : 89
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Space filler, right? I heard this joke 49 years ago.
The farmer replied, "Yep, they're mine."
The farmer replied, "Yep, they're mine."
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Maybe use this as a story creation starter in the winter?
The salesman asked the farmer why he raised 3-legged chickens. The farmer replied . . .
The salesman asked the farmer why he raised 3-legged chickens. The farmer replied . . .
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The farmer replied, "I found out that drumsticks were the most popular part of the chicken, and I thought if I could breed a 3-legged chicken, I could make more money." The salesman was impressed and asked, "How do they taste?" . . .
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People are like Potatoes!
Those who sit at desks on TV and speak about current events...
They are called "Common Taters".
Some people never seem motivated to participate, but are content to watch others ...
They are called "Speck Tators".
Some are always looking to cause problems and really get under your skin ...
They are called "Aggie Tators."
There are those who are always saying they will, but somehow, they never get around to doing...
We call them "Hezzie Tators."
Some folks spent a lot of time sitting and peering into their garden ...
They are called "Medi Tators."
There are those that try to maximize their crop yields while reducing expenses ...
We call them "Compu Tators."
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I'm not a prude, but I sure love clean jokes! There has to be some actual thought put into them.
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And kids' jokes can be great.
What is a snail?
A booger wearing a crash helmet!!!!
What is a snail?
A booger wearing a crash helmet!!!!
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